Ass Whuppin' {1}{W}{B}

Sorcery

Destroy target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat.

Asses to ashes, Donkeys to dust.

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Unhinged (UNH) #117 · Rare · English · Nonfoil/Foil

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Avatar of Me {2}{U}{U}

Creature — Avatar

This spell costs {1} more to cast for each ten years you’ve been alive.

Avatar of Me’s power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½.

Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.

*/*

Illustrated by Greg Hildebrandt

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Unsanctioned (UND) #17 · Rare · English · Nonfoil

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Better Than One {G}{W}

Sorcery

A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate’s hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)

Watermark: Crossbreed Labs

Illustrated by Alex Konstad

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Unstable (UST) #128 · Rare · English · Nonfoil/Foil

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B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)

Creature — The Biggest, Baddest, Nastiest,

You must cast both B.F.M. cards to put

leaves the battlefield, sacrifice the other.

B.F.M. can’t be blocked except by three or

“It was big. Really, really big. No, bigger
No, more. Look, we’re talking krakens and

Illustrated by Douglas Shuler

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Unglued (UGL) #28 · Rare · English · Nonfoil

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B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster) {B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}

Scariest Creature You'll Ever See

B.F.M. onto the battlefield. If one B.F.M. card

more creatures.

than that. Even bigger. Keep going. More.
dreadnoughts for jewelry. It was big!“
—Arna Kennerüd, skyknight

99/99

Illustrated by Douglas Shuler

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Unglued (UGL) #29 · Rare · English · Nonfoil

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B-I-N-G-O {1}{G}

Creature — Dog

Trample

Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value.

B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.

There was a farmer, had a hound …

1/1

Illustrated by Ron Spencer

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Unsanctioned (UND) #61 · Rare · English · Nonfoil

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Blacker Lotus {0}

Artifact

{T}: Tear Blacker Lotus into pieces. Add four mana of any one color. Remove the pieces from the game.

Illustrated by Christopher Rush

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Unglued (UGL) #70 · Rare · English · Nonfoil

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Oversized League Prizes
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Blast from the Past {2}{R}

Instant

Madness {R}, cycling {1}{R}, kicker {2}{R}, flashback {3}{R}, buyback {4}{R}

Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.

Illustrated by Douglas Shuler

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Unsanctioned (UND) #48 · Rare · English · Nonfoil

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Blast from the Past, UND #48
Goblin Token, TUND #2

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Boomstacker {2}{R}

Creature — Goblin Artificer

As Boomstacker enters the battlefield and whenever it attacks, stack two dice on top of it. (All dice must be stacked vertically, one on top of another.)

Boomstacker gets +1/+1 for each die in its stack.

Boomstacker attacks each combat if able.

When the stack falls, sacrifice Boomstacker.

0/0

Illustrated by Jesper Ejsing

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Unsanctioned (UND) #49 · Rare · English · Nonfoil

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Bureaucracy {3}{U}{U}

Enchantment

Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard’s Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as “PLAYER”), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as “ACTION QUEUE”), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER.

When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice Bureaucracy and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as “HAND”).

Illustrated by Mark Zug

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Unglued (UGL) #14 · Rare · English · Nonfoil

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Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire {3}{R}

Enchantment

Whenever any player taps a permanent, that player chooses one of their opponents. The chosen player gains control of that permanent at the beginning of the next end step.

At the beginning of each player’s end step, if that player didn’t tap any nonland permanents that turn, Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire deals 3 damage to that player.

Illustrated by Richard Kane Ferguson

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Unglued (UGL) #40 · Rare · English · Nonfoil

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By Gnome Means {2}{W}

Enchantment

{1}{W}, Remove a counter from a permanent you control: Create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.

{1}{W}, Sacrifice an artifact: Choose any kind of counter a printed card refers to, then put one of that counter on target permanent.

There’s no race like gnome.

Watermark: Order of the Widget

Illustrated by Sean Murray

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Unstable (UST) #4 · Rare · English · Nonfoil/Foil

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Faces, Tokens, & Other Parts
Gnome Token, TUST #20
By Gnome Means, UST #4

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Cardboard Carapace {5}{G}

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature

For each other card named Cardboard Carapace you have with you outside the game, enchanted creature gets +1/+1.

… that exciting … about …

Illustrated by Douglas Shuler

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Unglued (UGL) #54 · Rare · English · Nonfoil

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Chicken à la King {1}{U}{U}

Creature — Bird Noble

Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each Bird. (You may roll dice only when instructed to.)

Tap an untapped Bird you control: Roll a six-sided die. (Like now.)

During the Chicken Revolution, the king managed to keep his head while the others—well, just ran around.

2/2

Illustrated by Mark Zug

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Unsanctioned (UND) #21 · Rare · English · Nonfoil

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City of Ass

Land

City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.

“But …”

Illustrated by John Avon

Standard: Not Legal
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Unhinged (UNH) #134 · Rare · English · Nonfoil/Foil

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Clocknapper {3}{U}{U}

Creature — Human Spy

When Clocknapper enters the battlefield, choose beginning phase, precombat main phase, combat phase, postcombat main phase, or ending phase. Steal that phase from target player during their next turn. (That phase occurs as though it’s your turn instead.)

2/2

Watermark: Agents of S.N.E.A.K.

Illustrated by Marco Teixeira

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Unstable (UST) #29 · Rare · English · Nonfoil/Foil

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Collector Protector {3}{W}{W}

Creature — Human Gamer

{W}, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or Collector Protector this turn.

“Here—have a Mudhole.”

2/5

Illustrated by Christopher Rush

Standard: Not Legal
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Unhinged (UNH) #7 · Rare · English · Nonfoil/Foil

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Cramped Bunker {4}{R}{G}

Enchantment

At the beginning of each opponent’s upkeep, that player moves a permanent they control to touch Cramped Bunker and no other permanents. If the player can’t, destroy each permanent they control that isn’t touching Cramped Bunker, then sacrifice it.

Illustrated by Ben Wootten