Creatures can’t block.

Whenever chaos ensues, draw a card for each land you control.

Creatures can’t block.

Whenever chaos ensues, draw a card for each land you control.

Creatures can’t block.

Whenever chaos ensues, draw a card for each land you control.

Las criaturas no pueden bloquear.

Siempre que lances caos, roba una carta por cada tierra que controles.

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, Tember City deals 1 damage to that player.

Whenever chaos ensues, each other player sacrifices a nonland permanent.

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, Tember City deals 1 damage to that player.

Whenever chaos ensues, each other player sacrifices a nonland permanent.

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, Tember City deals 1 damage to that player.

Whenever chaos ensues, each other player sacrifices a nonland permanent.

At the beginning of your postcombat main phase, there is an additional beginning phase after this phase. (The beginning phase includes the untap, upkeep, and draw steps.)

When chaos ensues, reverse the game’s turn order. Then planeswalk. (For example, if play had proceeded clockwise around the table, it now goes counterclockwise.)

Whenever you roll the planar die, put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature.

Whenever chaos ensues, creatures you control gain flying until end of turn.

When you planeswalk to The Aether Flues and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice a creature. If you do, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle all other cards revealed this way into your library.

Whenever chaos ensues, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

When you planeswalk to The Aether Flues and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice a creature. If you do, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle all other cards revealed this way into your library.

Whenever chaos ensues, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

When you planeswalk to The Aether Flues and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice a creature. If you do, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle all other cards revealed this way into your library.

Whenever chaos ensues, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Creature spells you cast from your hand have blitz {3}. (If you cast a spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and “When this creature dies, draw a card.” Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Whenever chaos ensues, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Each creature card in your graveyard has scavenge. The scavenge cost is equal to its mana cost. (Exile a creature card from your graveyard and pay its mana cost: Put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to that card’s power on target creature. Scavenge only as a sorcery.)

Whenever chaos ensues, create two 1/1 white Warrior creature tokens.

When you planeswalk to The Cheetah Planet and at the beginning of your upkeep, put two +1/+1 counters on target non-Cat creature you control. It becomes a Cat in addition to its other types.

Whenever chaos ensues, all Cats gain provoke until end of turn. (Whenever a Cat attacks, its controller may have target creature defending player controls untap and block it if able.)

Whenever a nonblack card is put into a player’s graveyard from anywhere, that player loses 1 life.

Whenever chaos ensues, each opponent discards a card.

Whenever a nonblack card is put into a player’s graveyard from anywhere, that player loses 1 life.

Whenever chaos ensues, each opponent discards a card.

When you planeswalk to The Dining Car, each player creates a Food token.

Sixty-Six Seconds — At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control. Then investigate.

Whenever chaos ensues, activated abilities of artifact tokens you control cost {2} less to activate this turn.

Creatures enter the battlefield tapped.

Whenever chaos ensues, for each opponent, choose up to one target nonland permanent that opponent controls. Untap those permanents. They phase out. They can’t phase in for as long as The Doctor’s Childhood Barn remains face up. When a player planeswalks, those permanents phase in.

If a creature would die, instead exile it and that creature’s controller loses 2 life.

Whenever chaos ensues, redistribute any number of players’ life totals. (Each of those players gets one life total back.)