Target player discards a card.

Gotcha — If an opponent audibly flicks the cards in their hand, you may say “Gotcha!” When you do, return Stop That from your graveyard to your hand.

Premium spells cost {1} less to cast.

Premium creatures get +1/+1.

Target creature gets +3½/+3½ until end of turn.

({T}: Add {B}.)

Create a 1/1 colorless Expansion-Symbol creature token for each different expansion symbol among permanents you control.

{T}: Choose a word. Target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen word in its text box was milled this way, they lose 3 life.

The Fallen Apart enters the battlefield with two arms and two legs.

Whenever damage is dealt to The Fallen Apart, remove an arm or a leg from it.

The Fallen Apart can’t attack if it has no legs and can’t block if it has no arms.

{T}: Exile Time Machine and target nontoken creature you own. Return them to the battlefield at the beginning of your upkeep on your turn X in the next game you play with one of your opponents in this game, where X is the mana value of the exiled creature.

{T}: Exile Time Machine and target nontoken creature you own. Return them to the battlefield at the beginning of your upkeep on your turn X in the next game you play with one of your opponents in this game, where X is the mana value of the exiled creature.

Togglodyte enters the battlefield turned on.

Whenever a player casts a spell, toggle Togglodyte’s ON/OFF switch.

As long as Togglodyte is turned off, it can’t attack or block, and prevent all damage it would deal.

The phases of each player’s turn are reversed. (The phases are, in reverse order, ending, postcombat main, combat, precombat main, and beginning.)

As long as there are more than two players in the game, the turn order is reversed.

Destroy target land.

Gotcha — If an opponent touches their face, you may say “Gotcha!” When you do, return Touch and Go from your graveyard to your hand.

Destroy target land.

Gotcha — If an opponent touches their face, you may say “Gotcha!” When you do, return Touch and Go from your graveyard to your hand.

Cumulative upkeep—Say “Toy Boat” quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on Toy Boat, then sacrifice it unless you say “Toy Boat” once for each age counter on it—without pausing between or fumbling it.)

Trample

When Uktabi Kong enters the battlefield, destroy all artifacts.

Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1/1 green Ape creature token.

{2}, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Whenever a player’s skin or fingernail touches Vile Bile, that player loses 2 life.

As Water Gun Balloon Game enters the battlefield, each player puts a pop! counter on “0.”

Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player’s pop! counter up one.

Whenever a player’s pop! counter hits “5,” that player creates a 5/5 pink Giant Teddy Bear creature token and resets all pop! counters to “0.”

Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to any target and you gain 2½ life.

Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature’s name.