Fat Ass {4}{G}

Creature — Donkey Shaman

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you’re eating. (Gum isn’t food. We checked.)

Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can’t encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, don’t eat the delicious cards.

2/3½

Illustrated by Jeremy Jarvis

Standard
Frontier
Modern
Pauper
Legacy
Penny
Vintage
1v1 Cmdr.
Commander
Brawl