How Is This a Par Three?! (Unfinity #335)

How Is This a Par Three?! {2}{U}{U}

Enchantment

Whenever you cast a spell, you may have target player mill X cards, where X is the number of words in that spell’s name.

Against the infinite backdrop of space, isn’t all golf miniature?

Illustrated by Mike Burns

Standard
Alchemy
Pioneer
Explorer
Modern
Historic
Legacy
Brawl
Vintage
Timeless
Commander
Pauper
Oathbreaker
Penny
Notes and Rules Information for How Is This a Par Three?!:
  • If X is greater than the number of cards in the targeted player’s library, you can’t choose to have them mill any cards. This is because if you are given a choice and one of the options is impossible, you can't choose the impossible option. (That means you should make sure to cast Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental before their library gets too small.) (2022-10-07)