Jetpack Janitor (Unfinity #301)

Jetpack Janitor {2}{W}

Creature — Human Employee

Alpha strike (This creature has first strike as long as it’s blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)

“‘Carol, blast those aliens.’ ‘Carol, transport these concessions.’ No one cares that today is my birthday.”

3/2

Illustrated by Tyler Walpole

Standard
Alchemy
Pioneer
Explorer
Modern
Historic
Legacy
Brawl
Vintage
Timeless
Commander
Pauper
Oathbreaker
Penny