At Least It's a Dry Heat (Unknown Event #RR04c)

At Least It's a Dry Heat {3}{R}

Instant

At Least It’s a Dry Heat deals 1,000,000 damage to target creature. This damage can’t be prevented, redirected, cause damage to be dealt to a player (sorry, Stuffy Doll), or be compared to damage dealt by sources on the east coast.

Standard
Alchemy
Pioneer
Explorer
Modern
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Legacy
Brawl
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Timeless
Commander
Pauper
Oathbreaker
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