Rod of Spanking (Unhinged #127)

Rod of Spanking {1}

Artifact

{2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says “Thank you, sir. May I have another?”

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Illustrated by Mark Brill

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