Creatures target player’s team controls get +1/+1 until end of turn.

As Temp of the Damned enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Temp of the Damned enters the battlefield with a number of funk counters on it equal to the result.

At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a funk counter from Temp of the Damned. If you can’t, sacrifice it.

When you control no permanents other than The Cheese Stands Alone and have no cards in hand, you win the game.

The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players or planeswalkers.

{4}: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Urza’s Contact Lenses enters the battlefield tapped.

Urza’s Contact Lenses doesn’t untap during your untap step.

As long as Urza’s Contact Lenses is untapped, all players play with their hands revealed.

Clap your hands twice: You may tap or untap Urza’s Contact Lenses.

{2}: Roll a six-sided die. Urza’s Science Fair Project gets the indicated result.

1 — It gets -2/-2 until end of turn.

2 — Prevent all combat damage it would deal this turn.

3 — It gains vigilance until end of turn.

4 — It gains first strike until end of turn.

5 — It gains flying until end of turn.

6 — It gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Enchant player

As Volrath’s Motion Sensor enters the battlefield, choose one of enchanted player’s hands. That player balances Volrath’s Motion Sensor on the back of that hand.

When Volrath’s Motion Sensor falls off the chosen hand, sacrifice Volrath’s Motion Sensor and enchanted player loses 3 life.