Squirrel Dealer {G}

Creature — Raccoon Lizard Bird

When Squirrel Dealer enters the battlefield, ask a person outside the game “Do you like Squirrels?” If they do, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

“You see that sheen on the fur? The glint in their eyes? Top quality. These are the real deal.”

1/1

Watermark: Crossbreed Labs

Illustrated by Bram Sels

Standard
Brawl
Pioneer
Historic
Modern
Pauper
Legacy
Penny
Vintage
Commander
Notes and Rules Information for Squirrel Dealer:
  • You can choose any player not currently in your game. This includes people who used to be in your game but left it. (2018-01-19)
  • It doesn’t have to be someone who plays Magic. This may be fun. (2018-01-19)
  • If there’s no one around to make a decision, you can call or text someone if you need to. If there’s a physical action required, such as high-fiving, you’ll need someone there. (2018-01-19)