Assquatch (Unhinged #71)

Assquatch {4}{R}

Creature — Donkey

Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.

Whenever another Donkey enters the battlefield, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass?

3½/3½

Illustrated by Jeremy Jarvis

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