At Least It's a Dry Heat (Unknown Event #RR04c)

At Least It's a Dry Heat {3}{R}

Instant

At Least It’s a Dry Heat deals 1,000,000 damage to target creature. This damage can’t be prevented, redirected, cause damage to be dealt to a player (sorry, Stuffy Doll), or be compared to damage dealt by sources on the east coast.

Standard
Alchemy
Pioneer
Historic
Modern
Brawl
Legacy
Timeless
Vintage
Pauper
Commander
Penny
Oathbreaker