Entirely Normal Armchair (Unsanctioned #77)

Entirely Normal Armchair

Artifact

During your turn, if Entirely Normal Armchair is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield.

{0}: Return Entirely Normal Armchair to its owner’s hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see Entirely Normal Armchair.

{2}, Sacrifice Entirely Normal Armchair: Destroy target attacking creature.

Illustrated by Tom Babbey

Standard
Alchemy
Pioneer
Explorer
Modern
Historic
Legacy
Brawl
Vintage
Timeless
Commander
Pauper
Oathbreaker
Penny
Notes and Rules Information for Entirely Normal Armchair:
  • You must legally get Entirely Normal Armchair into your hand before you can attempt to sneak it onto the battlefield. For example, you can’t sneak it in from your sideboard or collection during a game. (2020-02-29)
  • Entirely Normal Armchair can be hidden in plain sight (i.e. just sitting there). (2020-02-29)
  • Your opponent may activate Entirely Normal Armchair’s first activated ability even if they can’t literally see it, provided they can identify where it is. That is, you can’t just put your hand over it and claim that can’t see. Well, you can claim that, and it might be true, but it won’t do what you want it to. (2020-02-29)