Duh (Unsanctioned #35)

Duh {B}

Instant

Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

Will players understand that the creature is being crushed by two parentheses?
Not a chance.

Illustrated by Dave Dorman

Standard
Alchemy
Pioneer
Historic
Modern
Brawl
Legacy
Timeless
Vintage
Pauper
Commander
Penny
Oathbreaker
Notes and Rules Information for Duh:
  • Look at the actual creature you’re hoping to destroy to see if it has reminder text. Its Oracle text doesn’t matter for this purpose. It also doesn’t matter if another printing of the creature has (or doesn’t have) reminder text. (2020-02-29)
  • Duh can target a creature token only if the object you’re using to represent the token has reminder text, even if it’s a copy of a creature with reminder text. (2020-02-29)