Spicy Oatmeal Pizza (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #109)

Spicy Oatmeal Pizza {2}{R}

Artifact — Food

When this artifact enters, it deals 4 damage to any target and 3 damage to you.

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

“Yeah, I threw in some habaneros to cut the heat on this.”
—Raphael

Illustrated by Nicholas Gregory

Standard
Alchemy
Pioneer
Historic
Modern
Brawl
Legacy
Timeless
Vintage
Pauper
Commander
Penny
Oathbreaker
Notes and Rules Information for Spicy Oatmeal Pizza:
  • If the target of Spicy Oatmeal Pizza's first ability is illegal as the ability tries to resolve, it won't resolve and none of its effects will happen. You won't be dealt damage. (You can just tell your friends it wasn't that spicy.) (2026-01-27)
  • Food is an artifact type. Even though it appears on some creatures, it's never a creature type. (2026-01-27)
  • If an effect refers to a Food, it means any Food artifact, not just a Food artifact token. For example, you can sacrifice Pizza Face (a Legendary Artifact Creature — Food Mutant) to activate Maraleaf Rider's ability (an ability with "Sacrifice a Food" in its cost). You can't sacrifice a Food to pay multiple costs. For example, you can't sacrifice a Food token to activate its own ability and also to activate Maraleaf Rider's ability. (2026-01-27)
  • Some spells and abilities that create Food tokens may require targets. If each target chosen is an illegal target as that spell or ability tries to resolve, it won't resolve. You won't create any Food tokens. (2026-01-27)
  • Whatever you do, don't eat the cards. (Also, don't make the pizzas pictured on the cards. You don't have the digestive system of a Ninja Turtle.) (2026-01-27)